This Week's Dozen Celebrity Truths (That May or May Not Be True)

1. Having being born without one, Tom Brady's chin serves as his anal cavity.
2. John Mellencamp's "his Is Our Country" is actually a cover of a Native American
pride song written shortly after they traded the nation for a jar of magic beans.
3. Rosie O'Donnell is boneless.
4. Proving ever more that her ass is overpowering, Jennifer Lopez's ass power comes
from taking talent away from her lovers. (i.e.-Ben Affleck, P. Diddy, that dancer
guy, etc.)
5. Stevie Wonder is not really blind. He uses that as an excuse to look at nude
women, and to get free meals at Sonic.
6. Marylin Manson had is 7th and 8th ribs removed so he could perform fellatio on
himself.
7. Further proving how crazy she really is, Joumana Kidd (wife of NBA star Jason
Kidd) severed her husband's penis and had it surgically attached to herself.
8. To help prepare for his role as Johnny Cash, Joaquin Pheonix dug up the legend's
corpse and lived with it for 2 months. "Having conversations with his corpse
really helped me prepare for this role. Said Pheonix. "I also kept some of the
bones. But don't tell anyone, okay? Thank you."
9. By simply dating Paris Hilton after impregnating his ex-college girlfriend, Matt
Leinart's unborn child now has 11 forms of STDs.
10. Vinny Testeverde was born with four testicles. And he still sucks at football.
11. Michael Richards is actually a very light-skinned black woman.
12. Dennis Haysbert has starred in every baseball movie ever made, ever.

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