March Madness All Upside Your Head

Is their really a more exciting time of year than March Madness? I don't believe there is. In fact, I'm pretty sure companies do not get full value out of their employees during the latter part of this month. Here's why:

1. Your sales department is spending at least 3 hours per day filling out an unreasonable amount of brackets.
2. When people schedule appointments or meetings before and/or after lunch, they are probably lying.
3. The reason John has not shaven, and has worn the same clothes for the last week is because he has been kicked out of his house due to the fact that UConn was upset in the first round and he lost his kids' college money.
4. The reverse of No. 3 is also possible - John has not shaven, and has worn the same clothes for the last week because the correct 12-seed won and his pool is saved.
5. People also spend more time on blogs writing about the tournament than they do working.

So for all you NCAA Tourney-Heads out there with full-time jobs; save your vacation time for March and stop wasting your employers' time on basketball. Of course, I will not practice what I preach. I'm actually busy all this week filling out pools.

Go 'Cuse!!!
McB