This Week's Dozen Celebrity Truths (That May or May Not Be True)

1. Since birth, Mr. T has never had a hair cut
2. Angelina Jolie's lips were once the labia of the world's largest beefalo
3. Terrel Owens has officially been disowned by both his parents and blacks
4. Tommy Lee once used his penis as a drumstick in concert
5. John Tesh is the only known human to have once bitch-slapped Jesus Christ
6. Rosie O'Donnell is the biggest bitch in the entire universe (scientific fact)
7. Abe Vagoda is still a virgin
8. Frank (no Sylvester)Stallone was originally cast as Rocky Balboa in Rocky V,
but had to back out due to a scheduling conflict
9. Britney Spears was once considered attractive
10. Tom Cruise has never been able to wear an, "I'm huge in Japan" t-shirt (for both
religious and physical reasons)
11. "Larry King Live" started in 44 B.C.
12. Bryan Adams is currently no longer welcome in either Canada or the United
States. He resides directly on the border between both nations.